...the aphorisms about him
There are a great number of aphorisms about men. Sure, they may be of no use for detecting character of a man, but it is still rather interesting to read them. One way or another there is no smoke without a fire and so there is a point in each aphorism.
1. A man is at a mature age when it is hard to define him among pregnant women.
2. If a woman is slipping her man is slipping with another woman.
3. A man says "I did" and a boy says "I will".
4. At first man says "My dear!" and then says "Too dear...price!"
5. It is a woman the one who is guilty in man's lying as she makes too much questions.
6. The duelling gone away to syncope together with women men were ready to duelling for.
7. There is no another secret for a man so hard to keep than his own opinion about himself
8. The tragedy of women is that they take after their mother, but the tragedy of men that they never take after their fathers.
9. All men are like towards a woman they adore.
10. Love blinds men and sharp-sights women.
11. A man is a triumph of thought over morality.
12. Men are crazy about being the first one for a woman and women are crazy about being the last one for a man.
13. When her eyes are misted over with tears – a man loses his sight.
14. Any woman is able to make man happy but only in case id she is not the woman he n love with.
15. A man and a woman will never find mutual understanding as there are different things they are thirsty for: a man is thirsty for a woman and a woman is thirsty for a man.
16. The tragedy of life of every man is that they love with their eyes, but they forget about optical illusion.
17. There are three tasks a man has to fulfil during his life, but there are a great number of things he has to buy.
18. A woman wants a man to take her to restaurant and theatre in order to realise whether there is a point to visit his apartment, but a man wants a woman to visit his apartment first in order to realise whether there is a point to take her to restaurant.
19. It is only a price for toys that distinguishes a man from boy.
20. It is easier for man to refuse the twenty-years-long relationships than to refuse relationships with twenty-years-aged girl.